This is why my kids will never want to bring friends over
- My Child: Mom! I have friends ov--
- Me: FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELS! OTP! *Sobbing*
- My Child: Oh no.... We gotta go...
- Child's friend: What? Why?
- My Child: My mom's watching some of her old shows...
- Child's friend: What? We can just be quiet. We wont bother her.
- My Child: No... no.... She's having feels. We gotta get the hell out of here.